Unfaithful, or Twitter-pation Gone Awry: The rest of the story

Unfaithful, or Twitter-pation Gone Awry: The rest of the story

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August 29, 2017

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You've seen the seeds of their emotionally devastating breakup on Twitter. You know where to craft the next hilarious link in the sad story of this week's hottest meme. But did you ever wonder how it all came to be? CertMag presents a special 29-part investigation.
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It Begins

It Begins. — I find this colorful chart to be immensely interesting.

The Plot Thickens.

I'm totes bored and this file is taking for-EVER.

Enter a Handsome Stranger. — Now I'm not going to finish that report. But Helpdesk Boy is kind of a fox ...

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It Begins

It Begins. — I find this colorful chart to be immensely interesting.

The Plot Thickens. — I'm totes bored and this file is taking for-EVER.

Enter a Handsome Stranger. — Now I'm not going to finish that report. But Helpdesk Boy is kind of a fox ...

The Next Day at Work. — No, he was way cute. I bet he'd go out with me.

A Chance Encounter. — Hi, remember me? You totally fixed my computer at work!

The First Date. — Sorry about the restaurant window thing. It's OK; you're not so bad.

Good Times Rolling. — Let's be fun and spontaneous! I know this art house that shows old movies.

My New Girlfriend. — It was a little weird at first, but now I'm totally diggin' on her.

The Second Date. — 'I drink your milkshake!' Wait, you never saw that movie?

He's the One. — I'm sooo happy. I wonder what will happen next? [Foreshadow, foreshadow]

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Two Crazy Kids in Love. — You're so cute. No you're so cute. No you're so cute.

Look Away, Baby. — The first sign of trouble. [Oops]

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The Recap. — Yeah, yeah, we're getting married. She was way into it when I proposed.

Happier Times. — Hi, Mom! Yeah, the wedding was great. We just moved into our first new place.

A Big Surprise. — If it's a girl, we should totally name her after your mom.

So Happy Together. — What about our delayed honeymoon to Paris? There's still time to go!

Confused in Paris. — I think the Eiffel Tower is that way. Look! Let's ask that friendly local woman. [Minor key]

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Fraying Bonds. — You're so nice to point out the Eiffel Tower to us. Let's all take a selfie!

The Selfie. — We all look so good together! What a fun and random encounter on the streets of Gay Paree!

Uh-Oh. — BUT THEN IT ALL STARTED TO FALL APART.

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The Stalk Heard Round the World — Shazaaay-am! I bet I totally got away with sneaking a peek, too. [LET THE MEMES BEGIN]

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The Talk. — It's all your fault. My fault?! I wasn't the one who had to ask where the Eiffel Tower is.

Uncomfortable. — Sorry we didn't call on your birthday, Mom. Things have been a little rough.

The Marriage Counselor. — So, tell me about this French woman? Well, it all started the day that my computer didn't work ...

Outburst. — I'm not the bad guy! Everything I said to that marriage counselor is true!

Talk to the Hand. — We can fix this! Talk to my lawyer, pal.

End of the Line. — After you sign these papers, the divorce will be final.

Aftermath, Part 1. — Man, I sure screwed that up. I've lost everything.

Aftermath, Part 2. — Oh, him. Yeah, we're not together anymore. But I'm so glad that you could move here from France!

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